To make you smile :)

T and I were walking down the street the other day when this totally ghetto guy came up to us, looked down at the kid (in his stroller) and said, "Yo, what's up shawty."

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Laffy Taffy joke of the day-

Q. What are the strongest days of the week?

A. Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

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Me (after Jim did something sneaky): Jem, you better watch it or I'm going to sue you.
Jem (pretending to be me): Jem, I'm going to hire you to sue you.
Jem (pretending to be himself, oh wait, being himself): Your honor, she's got a point. I'm pretty lame!

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A brand new camera is making it's way to New York as we speak. Now if that doesn't make you smile, I don't know what does.